The first coronavirus stay-at-home order in Ohio was issued about five weeks ago and it has changed a lot of things. From the home office in Stow, Ohio, here are the top ten things I’ve experienced because of the quarantine:
10. Did I take a shower yesterday? Or was it the day before? Or was it even longer?
9. I have forgotten how to button a shirt.
8. “Social Distancing” also could refer to my high school years.
7. Hair, hair, hair!!!
6. Need to recharge my phone battery twice a day because I’m using it so much.
5. “TGIF” has been replaced by “TGFN”…Thank God for Netflix.
4. Discovered that I don’t need to wear pants when “Zooming” with my relatives
3. Once this is over, I’m going to need to “flatten the curve” on my gut.
2. I’m spending so much time on my front porch, I’m thinking of taking up whittling. (If you live in the South, you know what that means.)
1. My new best friend is Evan Williams (Bourbon!)
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